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Our team is full of optimists and best-case-scenario thinkers, so we sympathize. But we know the only way to be resilient in an emergency is to make smart decisions before it happens, so we’ve dedicated our work to making it easier (+ more fun) to do.

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Pirate News provides you with the latest on prepping and homesteading as well as tons of tips on surviving different tragic scenarios from earthquakes to economic collapse to terrorist attacks.


How to Build A Prepper Pantry

Three weeks. That’s how long a person can survive without food. Now, what if you can’t leave your home for that long? How are you going to eat? Yes, you can have food delivered but what if Thanos snapped all delivery guys away? Don’t wait for the Avengers to save your sorry arse.

Self Defense Weapons to Survive A Horror Movie


1. CenterPoint Sniper 370 Compound Crossbow Do a Daryl Dixon and get them zombies and serial murders with a badass compound crossbow. With enough practice, the crossbow should feel like an extension of your arm and should be a fine long-distance home defense weapon. The CenterPoint Sniper 370 Compound Crossbow has a draw weight of 185 lbs and can shoot arrows real fast with a max velocity of 370 FPS. Get this amazing crossbow package from Optica Planet.

2. LifeShield® Self Defense Kit by Frog & CO When the threat gets too close, you can thwart the attack with any of the three non-lethal weapons included in the LifeShield Self Defense Kit. First, you have the stun gun which emits 2.2 million volts that can temporarily disable that serial killer long enough for you to make your escape. The pepper gel is an effective non-lethal weapon that can stop the threat from a distance of up to 10 feet.  Finally, there’s the personal alarm, which gives off a loud 120 dB sound that should scare the attacker and catch the attention of people up to 600 feet away. Get this life-saving self defense kit from Survival Frog.

5. ViperTek VT Tactical OTF Pen

A good self defense weapon is something potential attackers don’t know you have. The ViperTek VT Tactical OTF Pen may look like a simple yet stylish pen but it hides a 1.7-inch sharp blade that springs out from the top end. The 6-inch pen also writes and even comes with a spare ink cartridge. Available at ViperTek.

3. StatGear Surviv-All Survival Knife A pocket knife can be an effective self defense weapon if you know how to use it properly. The Surviv-All survival knife from StatGear is a full tang, drop point blade made of high carbon 440 stainless steel. The Surviv-All comes with a rubber textured handle for a comfortable and secure grip. There’s also a stainless steel pommel on the handle bottom, which can be used to break glass, a fire starter on the belt sheath, and a built-in cord cutter, and paracord knife handle strap. Get it from StatGear.

4. StatGear T3 Tactical Auto Rescue Tool If you were in a car crash or even trapped in a room by a deranged psycho, you’ll need to find a way to escape before things get worse. The StatGear T3 Tactical Auto Rescue Tool will definitely help. The survival tool comes with a spring loaded steel tip window punch that can break the glass that’s keeping you from escaping. The 440C stainless steel hook blade will free you from your seatbelt while the 3 1/4 inch half serrated blade is great for self defense. It even comes with an LED light with replaceable batteries, a stainless steel belt clip, and a heavy duty nylon belt sheath. Get your T3 Tactical Auto Rescue Tool from StatGear


We are going to be giving away one
14 in 1 Survival Gear Kit.

Being prepared is essential for survival. The Gentleman Pirate Clubs wants to offer you an amazing chance to win. We are going to be giving away one 14 in 1 Survival Gear Kit. It is perfect for Hiking, Hunting, Camping Adventures, & Outdoor Sports.


Enter now for your chance to win this incredible survival kit.

Winner Will Be Chosen On July 31, 2021

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We Are Proud Affiliates of Duke Cannon


Duke Cannon Supply Company is serious about its commitment to giving back to the men and women serving our country. That’s why a portion of our proceeds directly supports Veteran causes.

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Who is Duke Cannon?

Duke Cannon hails from a simpler time. A time when the term handyman was redundant. A time when chivalry and patriotism weren’t considered old- fashioned. A time when you never put the word salad next to bar.

But something happened along the way. Men were encouraged to put down their lug wrenches and pick up their phones to hashtag for help. Substance was replaced by the flash of guys taking selfies. And instead of getting up before dawn to build railroads, men started going to the gym at 9 a.m. to ride pretend bicycles.

Today we continue to gain inspiration from the fine soldiers serving our country by partnering with active duty military stationed at Camp Ripley in our home state in Minnesota as well as those currently deployed abroad in some of the world’s harshest environments.

While big corporations pay MBA’s to conduct months of focus groups, we simply work with our liaisons in the Armed Forces to inspire new ideas and review any all new products before they launch. Simply put, if it doesn’t meet the high standards of the men in uniform, it doesn’t happen.

Where did I learn about Duke Cannon?

Learned About This Product From Dan Bongino Show and he loves these products. He is an American conservative political commentator, radio show host, author, politician, former New York City Police Department (NYPD) officer and former Secret Service agent.

Dan Bongino is the author of the book Protecting the President, bestselling author of the book Life Inside the Bubble. He is the host of the popular conservative podcast, The Dan Bongino Show.

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Check out more stores where you can find lots of products to help you build your survival kits.

Survival & Outdoors Essentials

Do you have what it takes to survive a life-and-death situation? When the grim reaper stares you in the eyes, will you fold or will you give it a heck of a fight? What would you do?

It’s easy to say that you won’t give up that easily but when you’re in the face of adversity, it can be difficult to even move much more fight. Still, you need to do something in order to survive. This is where knowledge of different survival skills will come in handy. The more you know, the better equipped you are to fight another day, so to say.

Knowing what to do may not be enough, though. Your chances of survival are better if you have the essential tools at your disposal. That’s why we also train the spotlight on the many survival gear and outdoor essentials that we know can be valuable in dire situations.

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“Knowing is half the battle.” That’s what a certain 80s cartoon show taught kids back in the day. The concept should still stand today, especially in terms of survival and emergency preparedness. Knowing the what ifs will help you prepare for and survive for what may happen.

What if famine or economic recession hits us hard, for example? Knowing this possibility will at least make us think of stockpiling food, water and other basic needs. That’s still not enough, though. You should also know how to go about preparing for such scenarios. The next and most important step is turning your knowledge into action. All that knowledge will be for naught if you don’t apply what you learn.

We’re here to help you gain as much knowledge as you can. Hopefully, the homesteading hacks, prepping guides and survival tips we’ve been sharing will someday help you when the going gets tough. Stay up-to-date by regularly visiting the Gentleman Pirate Club page. Follow our social media accounts, as well. You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Pinterest , Gab, Parler and Rumble . You can also subscribe to our newsletter so you don’t miss out on new posts and other important announcements

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