The Ultimate Post-Apocalyptic Gift Guide

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Christmas is a time for family, friends, and gift-giving. And while it’s all about fun and celebration, most of us can agree that it’s also a good opportunity to prepare for the inevitable post-apocalyptic future. Not that we’re trying to ruin Christmas for you but doesn’t it make sense to show your loved ones how much they mean to you by giving them something that will truly help them during emergencies like disasters or even the apocalypse?

So what post-apocalyptic gifts should I get for my friends and family, you may ask? Well, we’ve got you covered. We’ve compiled the ultimate post-apocalyptic gift guide for the holiday season that should help make sure your loved ones are prepared for the worst:

 

 

1. Zombie-Proof House

One of the best Christmas presents you can give your parents or your own family is a new house. Since it will be a huge investment, you need your new home to last as long as possible without sustaining any form of damage. And since we’re making a post-apocalyptic gift guide, zombie-proofing your new home is a must.

A zombie-proof house will keep your loved ones safe from the undead and marauding bands of survivors. This sturdy abode features reinforced walls, bullet-proof windows, and a moat filled with hungry alligators. Well, the last one is probably too much and illegal but it’ll be pretty effective against zombies, wild animals, intruders, and nosy neighbors.

Seriously, though, if you want your family to survive an apocalyptic event, you also need your home to be fireproof, floodproof, and earthquake-resistant. Basically, it should be able to withstand whatever emergency or disaster comes your way.

 

2. Reliable Home Security System

Since digging a moat is out of the question, your best defense against intruders is a reliable home security system. It should feature cameras, motion detectors, alarms, and other high-tech security features to keep your post-apocalyptic fortress safe.

You’re probably wondering if a security system will still work when the power grid is down. Well, the typical wired security system runs also comes with batteries, so they should still work in some capacity without electricity. Your best option, however, is to install a security system that is solar-powered and/or runs on battery power. That way, you can ensure that your post-apocalyptic fortress is always protected.

 

3. Panic Room

If you already have a home security system, why not take things a little further and build a panic room? A panic room is the ultimate safe haven, a place where your family can hide in the midst of chaos and destruction.

This safe room should be outfitted with all the basics such as food, water, medical supplies, survival gear, and even weapons. But it should also feature airtight doors and windows that will keep any threats outside. Make sure it’s also safe from fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, and other disasters. And if you have the budget and space, then you can even install a secret tunnel or escape hatch for those times when things get really dicey.

It may be difficult to keep this Christmas present under wraps since it may require some renovation, but the survival benefits are worth it. But if you already have a room that you can turn into a panic room, then you can probably prepare everything and ask your parents or family to go out for a whole day or stay in the hotel for a couple of days while you prepare your post-apocalyptic surprise.

 

4. Alternative Power Sources

If you want to make sure the lights stay on after a disaster, then you should invest in alternative power sources. A generator is a popular option but it requires fuel so you need to stock up on that as well. Generators also produce a lot of noise, which can attract unwanted attention.

Solar panels are a better option since they don’t need fuel and are much quieter than generators. Plus, if you install enough panels, then you won’t even have to worry about power outages ever again!

Wind turbines are also worth considering as an alternative source of electricity. Like solar panels, wind turbines are a renewable and environment-friendly source of power. Since they don’t require any fuel, their carbon footprint is greatly reduced.

Setting up solar panels and wind turbines may require a lot of work and money, but their long-term benefits are worth it. If you can’t afford this kind of Christmas present yet, you can go with something simpler and more affordable — a solar-powered generator.

A solar-powered generator will provide them with enough power they need to keep the lights on, charge their devices, and even watch TV. The best thing about a solar generator is that it’s portable. If you need to evacuate your home, you can bring the system with you so you’ll still have access to electricity wherever you go.

 

5. A Solar-Powered Portable Charger

If the power grid is down, a solar-powered charger will be a lifesaver. This handy device can be used to charge a wide variety of devices, including phones, tablets, laptops, and even small appliances. And since it’s portable, you can use it wherever you go. This is important if you have to be constantly on the move to evade zombies or marauders. Even if the apocalypse does not happen, a portable charger is still a great option for people who want to be prepared for any emergency. Just make sure to keep it in a sunny spot!

 

6. Water Purification System

water will be one of the most valuable commodities after the apocalypse, so make sure your loved ones have access to it with a water purification system. This handy system will remove all impurities from water, making it safe to drink – no matter what’s in it. There are different types of water purification systems available, from basic filters to UV-based systems.

You can also give out personal water filters for Christmas. Get one for each member of the family and stock up on extra filters, just in case. These portable water filters will be useful when they’re unsure of the quality of the water they come across when they’re in the great outdoors or just out and about.

 

 

7. Water Storage Containers

Clean water is only half the battle. Aside from stockpiling bottled water, you need storage containers to store your water supply in. Show how much you care for your loved ones by having a large water tank installed at their home. You may think it’s a weird Christmas present but surviving in a post-apocalyptic world without clean water is no joke!

You can also give out smaller water storage containers as gifts. There are a lot of options available such as collapsible containers, WaterBOBs, and even canteens. For storing drinking water, choose food-grade and BPA-free containers. You want to store as much clean water as possible so get them stackable water containers so you can maximize the space available.

 

8. Emergency Food Supply

A fully stocked prepper pantry is every post-apocalyptic survivor’s dream. Make sure your loved ones will have food to eat in an emergency by surprising them with long-lasting emergency food supplies.

Stock up on canned and dried goods, as well as freeze-dried meals that can last for years without refrigeration. Get a variety of food items so your loved ones will be able to choose what they want to eat during an emergency situation. And don’t forget about the snacks! Protein bars, energy bars, chocolates, and even candies will be a delight to have in a dystopian future. Plus, they make great bartering items!

Even if the apocalypse doesn’t happen in our lifetime, your emergency food supply will still come in handy when disaster strikes or when your financial situation changes suddenly.

 

9. Canning Supplies

Canning supplies are perfect Christmas gifts for people who want to be self-sufficient. With a canning kit, your loved ones will have everything they need to preserve their food for long-term storage. Canning supplies also make it easier to store fruits and vegetables from the garden and any surplus produce from grocery trips.

Aside from preserving their own food, canning also reduces the amount of waste generated. You can get them a starter kit, which usually includes jars, lids, and other tools for canning. Also, consider getting them a pressure canner for long-term storage. This device uses heat and pressure to seal the cans and it’s perfect for preserving low-acid foods like meats and veggies.

 

10. Vacuum Sealer

You can also give out a vacuum sealer this Christmas to help your loved ones preserve their food supply. Vacuum sealers will help keep their food items fresh for longer and prevent them from spoiling quickly. And if they make their own dried foods, a vacuum sealer will come in handy. Vacuum packaging will help the dried foods last longer allowing them to stock up for emergencies.

 

11. Gardening Tools and Seeds

Growing your own food is going to be essential post-apocalypse, so give them a head start with gardening tools and seeds this Christmas. Get them the basics like shovels, hoes, rakes, and other hand tools they’ll need to cultivate the soil. Don’t forget to include a few packets of seeds so they can start planting right away.

Heirloom seeds are definitely the best choice since they’re open-pollinated and non-hybridized, which means they can be replanted after each harvest without losing their characteristics. You can also give them a couple of gardening books or a subscription to gardening magazines so they can learn more about farming.

 

12. Brewing Kit

A world without beer is a world not worth living in. Seriously though, people who like to sit back and enjoy a drink will appreciate a home brewing kit. They can make their own brew and enjoy it anytime they want. They can even sell their homemade beer or other alcoholic beverages they can concoct with whatever kit they get.

And when the apocalypse happens, they can barter their homebrew for other items. Alcoholic drinks will fetch a fair price in a dystopian future. Plus, it’s something fun to do while stuck at home during a pandemic and similar scenarios.

There are plenty of kits available that come with all the necessary equipment and ingredients needed to start brewing your own potion.

 

13. Doomsday Prepper Kits

No post-apocalyptic gift guide is complete without the inclusion of an emergency kit. These kits come in various sizes and configurations and typically include items such as food, water, medical supplies, survival gear, and weapons, among other life-saving items.

A bug out bag is one type of emergency kit that’s a great post-apocalyptic gift for your loved ones. It’s a lightweight bag with all the necessary items you need to survive an emergency. It includes food and water enough for at least three days per person, a first aid kit, and other basic survival necessities in case of an emergency evacuation.

A get home bag is basically the same as bug out bag. The main difference is that it’s usually kept in the workplace or in the car so that in case of an emergency, you have some basic supplies and gear to help you get home quickly and safely.

If the person receiving the gift is always on the road, a car emergency kit is an ideal Christmas present. It includes items that’ll help keep them safe if they encounter an emergency while driving. Aside from the usual stuff you pack inside a bug out bag or get home bag, this one should include jumper cables, road flares, a fire extinguisher, and other items that’ll help in case of a car breakdown or road accident.

 

 

14. Survivalist Guidebooks

The key to surviving the apocalypse is knowledge. Make sure your loved ones are prepared with guidebooks that teach everything they need to know about surviving in a post-apocalyptic world. Get them books about gardening, farming, hydroponics, raising animals, fishing, hunting, and foraging. A book on edible plants is always a good buy and the knowledge will come in handy when you’re in the great outdoors.

You can also learn vital survival skills like starting a fire, finding water in the wild, identifying and using medicinal plants, building a shelter, setting up traps, and even brewing beer. A good survivalist guidebook teaches us how to survive the harshest conditions, thrive in a dystopian future, and build a post-apocalyptic community.

 

15. Fishing Kit

No post-apocalyptic gift guide would be complete without a fishing kit. Fishing is an essential skill to surviving post-apocalypse, as it provides you with a steady supply of food and can help sustain your loved ones in times of crisis.

Get them a quality starter kit that includes all the essentials like hooks, weights, lines, lures, and bait. If they’re experienced in fishing, then consider getting them a more advanced kit with longer rods and reels that can fish larger species.

 

16. Weapon of Choice

One thing common in many dystopian films is that people turn to violence to survive. To make sure your loved ones are ready for the post-apocalyptic world, give them their weapon of choice this Christmas. Whether it’s a gun, knife, crossbow, spear, sword, or any other type of weapon – they should be well-prepared and know how to use it properly to protect themselves from raiders and marauders. You can also get them ammunition, gun accessories, and other items that they might need.

 

17. Non-Lethal Self-Defense Tools

If such lethal weapons are not their cup of tea, you can get them non or less-lethal weapons. A pocket knife is less lethal than a firearm but still offers a degree of protection. Just make sure the person you’re giving it to takes proper self-defense training and knows how to handle the weapon.

Pepper sprays are a popular choice, especially for people living in urban areas. It’s an effective self-defense tool that can incapacitate or deter an attacker without the need to use deadly force.

Stun guns and tasers are also good gifts to give out this Christmas. One jolt of electricity is enough to render an attacker immobile without causing any permanent harm, giving your loved ones a chance to escape.

A tactical pen is also a useful self-defense tool and a pretty cool Christmas present. It usually comes with a carbide tip for breaking glass, which will be useful when you’re trapped in an overturned car or a burning building. A tactical pen is also made of sturdy material so it won’t break when used as a makeshift weapon.

Other self-defense tools you can give out as presents include in your post-apocalyptic gift guide include telescopic batons, knuckle dusters, and kubatons.

 

18. Multi-Tools

A multi-tool can be used for everything from fixing a broken pipe to opening a can of food. Choose one with a variety of functions to be prepared for anything. It should include a knife, pliers, screwdrivers, files, and other tools that’ll come in handy when you need to repair something in a post-apocalyptic world. And with many machines rendered useless without electricity, you’ll need the right tools to make your own repairs or get creative with your solutions.

This post-apocalyptic Christmas gift is perfect for those who are handy and love tinkering with machines or making their own inventions. And even if the person receiving the gift isn’t that tech savvy, it’s still a great present as they might need it one day when all else fails.

 

19. Fire Starters

The survival rate of ancient humans went up after the discovery of fire. It allowed them to cook, stay warm, see in the dark, and keep animals at bay. Fire also led to the creation of tools and weapons, giving them an edge over other creatures in the wild.

Since we likely won’t have access to modern amenities in a post-apocalyptic world, we’ll have to depend on fire even more for cooking, warmth, light, and creating stuff. To make sure your loved ones stay warm and fed post-apocalypse, give them fire starters this Christmas. This can be waterproof matches, lighters, flint and steel strikers, Ferro rods, magnesium blocks, bow drills, and other items that’ll help in starting a fire even when things are wet or damp.

 

20. HAM Radios

In the event of an EMP attack or if the world has gone post-apocalyptic, chances are that communication networks will be down. HAM radios, however, still allow us to communicate with other survivors. This post-apocalyptic Christmas gift is perfect for those who want to stay connected in an isolated and lawless world.

You can find a variety of HAM radios on the market. Many of them come with built-in antennas, rechargeable batteries, and solar panels for powering them up in the post-apocalyptic wilderness. They also have multiple channels for communicating over great distances and even allow you to connect with others from around the globe.

With a HAM radio on hand, you can share important news and information with other post-apocalyptic survivors and even help reunite families separated by disaster. So make sure to get your loved ones this post-apocalyptic gift for Christmas!

 

21. Emergency Radio

Speaking of news and information, a radio can be used to stay informed about what’s going on in the world. An emergency radio also provides weather updates, forecasts, and alerts or warnings when disasters strike and can be used to connect with search-and-rescue teams if help is needed.

This post-apocalyptic Christmas gift is perfect for those who want to stay informed and aware at all times. Most emergency radios come with hand crank power, solar panels, and even battery backups so they can be used in any post-apocalyptic situation.

 

22. A First Aid Kit

A first aid kit is another essential item that deserves a spot in any post-apocalyptic gift guide. Since it’d be difficult to go to the hospital or find a doctor during a disaster, it’s important to have a first aid kit handy for minor injuries and other medical emergencies.

Make sure your post-apocalyptic Christmas gift includes bandages, gauzes, antiseptics, ointments, pain relievers, and other items that’ll allow you to treat any injury or wound until professional help can be reached.

 

 

With Christmas just around the corner, we hope this post-apocalyptic gift guide will make it easier for you to decide on what to get your loved ones. Remember, it’s better to be prepared than sorry when disaster strikes. So make sure your post-apocalyptic Christmas gifts come from the heart and can help in a time of need! And don’t forget to check out Gentleman Pirate Club for more Christmas gift ideas and interesting tips on how to survive the apocalypse.

Happy post-apocalypsing this Christmas!

 

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