It’s certainly not the same celebrating St. Patrick’s Day without your best mates. But everyone needs to their part in finally ending this coronavirus nightmare. For now, enjoy your favorite brewski at home while doing cheers with your imaginary friends. Just kidding. Let your buddies know how much you miss chugging beer with them by sending St. Patrick’s Day gifts that best exemplify your gang.
Duke Cannon Limited Edition WWII-Era Big Ass Brick Of Soap – Productivity
Few things can make men grow close to each other than going serving in the army together. The bond starts in training and is magnified on the field. It also helps that these grown men take showers together.
This takes us to one of the best St. Patrick’s Day gifts for your buddies – soap. Duke Cannon’s Big Ass Brick of Soap is no ordinary soap. All their products have been tested by actual military personnel. If these badass members of society love these soaps then you definitely include them in your list of St. Paddy’s day gift ideas.
The Productivity Big Ass Brick of Soap is bigger and lasts longer than normal soaps. It smells of fresh mint and gives a refreshing feel every time you take a bath. The particular soap featured here comes in a Limited Edition WWII-Era propaganda package.
Duke Cannon Thick High-Viscosity Body Wash – Productivity
If soap is not your friend’s thing, perhaps the Duke Cannon Thick High-Viscosity Body Wash should make him happy. The Productivity Body Wash is three times thicker than body washes made for the weak. Like its soap version, it has a minty scent. This is thanks to its main ingredients, particularly fresh eucalyptus, peppermint, and woodsy pine.
The Productivity Body Wash uses plant-based thickeners to provide a lot of lather. It’s also enhanced with minerals to help your skin exfoliate naturally while Aloe vera helps keep it healthy and moisturized. Duke Cannon prides itself in not using parabens and phthalates. Perhaps more importantly, its products are cruelty-free.
Duke Cannon News Anchor 2-In-1 Hair Wash – Tea Tree Formula
Oh, you still have hair? Good for you! That means you can enjoy Duke Cannon’s News Anchor 2-in-1 Hair Wash. This brilliantly named hair wash contains tea tree oil and menthol that leaves you with clean and cool feeling.
The News Anchor Hair Wash is also packed with protein to keep your newsworthy hair strong and healthy. Oh, and it’s paraben-free. It’s certainly a nice St. Patrick’s Day present for the boys.
Duke Cannon Land Solid Cologne
You probably won’t be going out with the guys this year to celebrate St. Paddy’s Day. That means you don’t have to freshen up and wear something other than your trusty cargo shorts. Even so, your whole gang could use a Duke Cannon Land Solid Cologne so you can still smell good at home.
The Land Solid Cologne has a masculine and warm Redwood scent with hints of amber, citrus, clove, rosemary, and sandalwood. The concentrated balm comes in a tin can that makes it the perfect companion on your travels.
Duke Cannon 2-In-1 SPF Face Lotion
Do you miss the days when you’d just hang out with the gang and throw insults at each other? It’s a lot more fun getting in each other’s faces in person than online. Since St. Patrick’s Day is coming up, why not make the most of it and throw some barbs at your buddies? All in good fun, of course.
Tell your friends there’s nothing more they can do with their ugly mugs. They can, however, keep their faces from getting worse by using Duke Cannon’s 2-in-1 SPF Face Lotion. This would be the perfect St. Patrick’s Day gift that will show your friends how much you care while still squeezing in an insult. Ahh… the beauty of friendship!
The Duke Cannon 2-In-1 SPF Face Lotion protects your face from the harmful effects of the sun without that annoying sunscreen smell. The SPF 30 face lotion also hydrates the skin while lessening excess oil it produces. The 2-in-1 face lotion has a light citrus scent and has no greasy residue.
Merrell Zoned Cushioned Hiker Crew Socks
If your peers are into hiking and other outdoor sports, they’d definitely love getting a pair of hiker socks as St. Patrick’s Day presents. Actually, they probably prefer a new pair of hiking boots but who wouldn’t say no to the Merrell Zoned Cushioned Hiker Crew Socks.
This pair of Merrell socks is composed of 63% Merino Wool, 35% Nylon, and 2% Spandex. The socks provide warmth and wicks away sweat. The breathable mesh top keeps you comfortable while the enhanced arch support eases fatigue due to long walks.
The NanoGLIDE® technology lessens friction in the toe and heel area. The seamless toe helps you’re your feet from chafing while the zone cushioning absorbs tough terrain. The MerinoMax™ technology dries the yarn faster thus providing more comfort. Both NanoGlide and MerinoMax features also contribute to the socks’ durability.
K. Bell Men’s Equations Crew Socks
Wool socks are brilliant St. Patrick’s Day gifts simply because it’s freaking cold right now. If your friends have enough of those, however, you can go with something that’s more them. Take the Men’s Equation Crew Socks by K. Bell, for example.
In most cliques, there’s someone who is smart or acts smart but more often than not ends up as the butt of the joke. The math-inspired pair suits that friend to a T. It’s made of 61% Pima Cotton, 36% Nylon, and 3% Spandex. You don’t have to be a rocket scientist to know that this would make a great present for your know-it-all buddy.
K. Bell Men’s Pot Luck Green Crew Socks
For every Harold, there is a Kumar. No matter how troublesome your stoner friend may be, he still merits a nice St. Patrick’s Day present. Get him a pair of Men’s Pot Luck Green Crew Socks from K. Bell.
The socks are a definite conversation starter with its “organic” design. Though he may not want to wear it to a job interview or when meeting his girlfriend;’ parents. The pair is made of 43% Pima Cotton, 29% Polyester, 25% Nylon, and 3% Spandex.
Hot Sox Men’s Beer Crew Socks
If you want to be fair with everyone, get them the same pair of socks for their St. Patrick’s Day gifts. The Hot Sox Men’s Brew Crew Socks is a great way to showcase your gang’s love for brewskies.
The green socks are adorned cute little beer mugs that make you want to grab a bottle, plop down your couch, and put your feet on the table. Make sure you wear your pair when you go drinking with the guys. Online, that is.
Noracora Beer Dispensing Neutral Socks
Speaking of putting your feet on the desk like a boss, you should get a pair of Beer Dispensing Neutral Socks from Noracora. Better yet, get each of your friends a pair for St. Paddy’s Day. They’ll definitely get a laugh when they wear them at home. They will also blame you when their wives get mad after reading what’s on the socks.
One Hundred 80 Degrees Army Man Bottle Opener
Army Man Bottle Openers are the perfect St. Patrick’s Day gifts for your fellow soldiers-turned-best buds. Well, having each other’s backs on the battlefield is great but we’re talking about bottle openers shaped like the green army man here. Yep, that little green soldier in prone position we used to play with during our younger years has been turned into a 4.5-inch bottle opener.
The Army Man Bottle Opener by One Hundred 80 Degrees is made of genuine die cast metal and weighs 5 ounces. It’s big and light enough to feel comfortable in your hands as you pop open a bottle of your favorite beer.
Avery Barn 12-Pack Funny Quotes Neoprene Beer Bottle Sleeve Covers
It’s great to have a nice laugh while enjoying cold beer with your close friends. You can’t have that right now, though, because of the pandemic. For now, you can drink your cold beer while laughing at the hilarious quotes on your beer bottle sleeve.
The Neoprene Insulated Zipper Beer Bottle Sleeve Covers from Avery Barn comes in a set of ten sleeves, each with a different funny quote. Pick your favorites and gift the rest to your buddies so everyone can still giggle while drinking even if your miles apart.
QualityPerfection 12 Beer Blank Can Cooler Sleeve
The Beer Can Foam Cooler Sleeves by QualityPerfection is another perfect St. Paddy’s gift for your beer-loving crew. The beer sleeve is made of scuba knit polyester fabric on polyurethane foam insulator. In other words, it keeps your beer cold even if you hold it frequently.
The adjustable sleeve can be used on different cans or even beer bottles. Its soft to the touch but will keep your beer from slipping off your clumsy hands. The sleeves come in plain colors. The best part is you can have them personalized.
Kollea Beer Chiller Sticks for Bottles
The best way to enjoy beer is to have it ice cold. Chugging it all down before it gets warm denies you the fun of savoring each sip. Can and bottle sleeves work to some extent but beer chiller sticks will definitely keep your drink cold a lot longer.
The Kollea Beer Chiller Stick keeps your drink cold safely. Just leave the BPA-free 304 stainless steel rod in the freezer for 45 minutes then place it in your beer bottle. The beer will remain cold while you enjoy your online St. Patrick’s Day party. The gift set also comes with a Kollea Beer Opener Card.
Koverz Neoprene 6-Pack Carrier
This St. Patrick’s Day, give the gift of not breaking those glorious beer bottles. Some people get a little too excited when they go on a beer run or get beer from the fridge. They end up carrying too many and dropping some, if not all. Such a waste.
Avoid this dastardly deed by using a Koverz neoprene 6-Pack carrier. This genius product is made from stretchable neoprene. It’s foldable and lightweight, which means you don’t have to bring a beer case or any heavy container when you get beer. The 6-Pack Carrier can hold at least 6 bottles or up to 12 cans while also keeping them cold.
It’s sad that you can’t spend some time with your buddies because of the pandemic but that doesn’t mean you can’t celebrate the coming holiday. You can still party in the safety of your own homes. All you need are cold beer and a laptop so you can hold an online booze party. Don’t forget to send your buddies St. Patrick’s Day gifts to show how much you miss their ugly mugs. Go to Gentleman Pirate Club, too, for more tips on how to safely celebrate holidays.